Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Favorite poker haikus

Scouring the 'net, I found some creative poker haikus that some players had written. Here's my five favorite:

#5
I paired my kicker
His chair is now empty seat
Victory is luck

#4
A gutshot straight draw
My card comes on the river
Poker gods love me

#3
World Series, Heads Up
Turn Gives Me The Holy Nuts
He Moves All-In - Call!

#2
Went all in with rags
He is reaching for his chips
My fate is at hand

#1
In poker and life
Two broads seem like good fortune
But will leave you broke

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

these are genius

yojimbo

Anonymous said...

I look down, Aces
I push all in, one caller
Board comes all rags, WIN!