Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Favorite poker haikus

Scouring the 'net, I found some creative poker haikus that some players had written. Here's my five favorite:

I paired my kicker
His chair is now empty seat
Victory is luck

A gutshot straight draw
My card comes on the river
Poker gods love me

World Series, Heads Up
Turn Gives Me The Holy Nuts
He Moves All-In - Call!

Went all in with rags
He is reaching for his chips
My fate is at hand

In poker and life
Two broads seem like good fortune
But will leave you broke


Anonymous said...

these are genius


Anonymous said...

I look down, Aces
I push all in, one caller
Board comes all rags, WIN!