OK, so I didn't exactly whip all of these celebrity types. In
fact, some may have whipped me. In most cases I hardly played a hand I had against
them, but I did play them, sometimes resulting in great stories.
Watching a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" rerun recently and
seeing Richard Kind guest starring reminded me that I had intended to post a
Top 10 list of notables I've played against in my years in poker. Kind also
played an online poker pro in the mockumentary “The Grand.”
I can’t remember if he was supposed to be Canadian or from
somewhere near the border. I’ve played against plenty of Canadians online and off, but no one from north of
the border is on this list.
Some of these are celebrities from entertainment while others are
well-known poker players. I rank them based on what I would perceive their Q
ratings to be among the general public. With no further ado here is my Top 10:
10. Dewey Tomko – I played against the former
Kindergarten teacher in my first WSOP event, a $1,000 NLHE affair in 2004 with
a star-studded table. (Remember, with the small fields a decade ago stacked
tables were pretty common.) I don’t think we played any significant hands
against each other.
8. Jeff Madsen – I played against wunderkind Madsen the
same year of his breakout, when he won two bracelets in 2006 at age 21. It was in a
$1,500 NLHE bracelet event they ran concurrently with the main event for people
who had busted out. It was, I believe, the only year the brass at Harrah’s
decided to do that.
7. Mike Caro – I tangled with the “Mad Genius of Poker”
briefly on Day 2 of the 2006 WSOP Main Event, though tangled is a strong word.
Caro was moved to our table and took a bad beat to go out within the hour.
Pretty sure I never played a hand against him.
5. Phil Hellmuth – The Poker Brat tops my list of poker
players on my celebrity list. The fact that he is merely fifth shows how I
figure the general Q rating of poker players is -- pretty low. But what an
experience to play the 10-time bracelet winner in my first major tournament
experience. This was the previously mentioned $1,000 NLHE with rebuys event at
the 2004 WSOP, the last one held completely at Binion's Horseshoe.
3. Ken Shamrock – One of the early UFC fighters, Shamrock
was a sweetheart at the poker table, very gracious and almost bookish in his
eyeglasses if not the bulging muscles hanging out of his sleeveless shirt. I
played him in a $10-$20 LHE game in Reno, a day after meeting Hung.
2. Richard Kind – Kind is a guy whose face you recognize
but the name draws a blank. He most famously played Paul Lasiter on "Spin
City" for several years opposite Michael J. Fox and Charlie Sheen. I
played $1-$2 NLHE with Kind at the Las Vegas Golden Nugget in 2007 when he was
there filming "The Grand". Some other stars of the film darkened the
doors of the poker room, I am told, but the only other one I saw was Jason
Alexander. Unfortunately, I could not get a seat at his table or he would be
tops on this list.
1. Jennifer Tilly – I will rate Tilly as #1 on my Q list just barely. She's
been in enough movies and has such a distinctive voice that I think she is
fairly well known. I played with Tilly at the same $1,500 bracelet event in
which I played Madsen. Since I had just won $16,500 I figured I would take a
shot at this one. Tilly sat to my right. Interestingly enough, she was missing
a yellow 1,000 chip from the bottom of her stack when she sat down. I can't say
I was too impressed with her play. I saw her call down in obvious folding
situations to lose much of her stack. I think she still had chips when our
table broke and I was sent off to get my A-K cracked by A-J.